Bred in captivity, and destined to be spread onto a piece of artisan toast, Avi's outlook on life is pretty grim. He's tried positive visualization techniques. He's tried yoga. It's all snake oil as far as he's concerned. He's had it and he's done being nice.

Our t-shirts are everything you've dreamed of and more. They feel soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. They're comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

This design comes in cotton and heather. Heather is a slightly thinner and softer shirt with a subtle tri-blend look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide